# PSA: Don't Buy Your Kid a Prostitute! Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146/psa-don-t-buy-your-kid-a-prostitute Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146/psa-don-t-buy-your-kid-a-prostitute.md Podcast: [Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi](https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146) Published: 2026-05-06T10:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://tracking.swap.fm/track/c4u9TdQ5gsDmCq9TETNl/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/213/claritaspod.com/measure/rss.art19.com/episodes/dffea842-67d0-44da-899d-8e9bcb404469.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://tracking.swap.fm/track/c4u9TdQ5gsDmCq9TETNl/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/213/claritaspod.com/measure/rss.art19.com/episodes/dffea842-67d0-44da-899d-8e9bcb404469.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146/episodes/psa-don-t-buy-your-kid-a-prostitute Duration seconds: 3133 ## Resource Brandi is back from Stagecoach with stories of wind evacuations, Post Malone sounding a little rough, Big X stealing the show, and a newfound obsession with female comedians after seeing Chelsea Handler live at the Ryman. Meanwhile, Wells dives into an absolutely INSANE FLDS cult documentary (Trust Me: The False Prophet) recommended by a YFTer, shares a cochlear implant video that will emotionally destroy you, and gives a spooky Widow's Bay recommendation for the Stephen King lovers out there. Plus: the Kentucky Derby has everyone crying, Brandi's mom adopts a family of ducks, and Wells reminds everyone not to buy their kids prostitutes. Seriously. Don't do it. And that's our show, folks. We love ya! FAVORITE THINGS: (22:29) Trust Me: The False Prophet  (31:45) Imperfect Women (Spoiler Alert!) (34:33) Widow's Bay  (40:03) Full Swing Season 4 Thank you to our incredible sponsors: Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit article.com/discount/yft and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout. Betterhelp: Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/YFT Hers: Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/yft to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Firstleaf: Head to TryFirstleaf.com/YFT to sign up and you'll get 50% OFF your first box PLUS FREE shipping for an entire year. Quince: Head to Quince.com/yft for FREE shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!     Keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages,  @yftpodcast ,  @wellsadams  and  @brandicyrus  and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fav things at 858-630-185… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146/episodes/psa-don-t-buy-your-kid-a-prostitute/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-favorite-thing-with-wells-brandi-426146/psa-don-t-buy-your-kid-a-prostitute.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.