# Scientology

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Podcast: [You Wanted This](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-wanted-this-224248)
Published: 2026-04-22T06:43:29+00:00
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## Resource

This week, we go clear as we delve into Xenu, thetans, engrams, and all the other weird bullshit that is Scientology. Follow us on Instagram ! Submit your topics and vote on others on our subreddit ! Get even more content from us on Patreon ! Proudly part of The Sonar Network ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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