# 130: Our 2026 Bingo Card (ft. Eteng Ettah)

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Podcast: [Wow If True](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wow-if-true-3090465)
Published: 2026-01-07T10:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

We're back for the new year, joined by pop culture writer + narrative strategist Eteng Ettah to create a bingo card for the cursed events of 2026 that likely await us. We apologize in advance, both for mentioning possible horrors like "MrBeast IPO" and "Caroline Ellison book deal," but also, because Amanda was at her parents' house and recorded on AirPods. Links Bingo cards! Get your bingo cards!!: https://www.wowiftrue.com/2026-bingo/ (... we talk more about how we "made" this on the Patreon) Eteng's newsletter: https://www.etengettah.com/ Eteng's podcast: https://www.instagram.com/considercomfortpod/ Find Us Online  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/wowiftrue.bsky.social Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wowiftrue Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wowiftrue Website: https://wowiftrue.com/ Email: wowiftruepod@gmail.com About Us  Wow If True was created by Isabel J. Kim and Amanda Silberling . Our editors are Allison Mills and David Newtown (but this episode was edited by Julia. Schifini!). Wow If True is a member of Multitude , a podcast collective, production studio and ad sales provider. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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