# 114: We cannot doxx the Pope

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Podcast: [Wow If True](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wow-if-true-3090465)
Published: 2025-05-14T09:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

New pope! But why has this thousands-of-years-old process of choosing a new pope been... weirdly online? We're talking about that Vatican's bad OPSEC, the Pope's Twitter, the chimney livestream, and PopeCrave. Yes, we did find out later that the Pope is a White Sox fan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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