# Episode 1-4: Fire and Ash Williams Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams.md Podcast: [Worst Friends Paddle Pod](https://stenobird.com/podcast/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574) Published: 2026-01-04T17:19:29+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams--69298083 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69298083/1_4_fire_and_ash_williams.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574/episodes/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams Duration seconds: 5683 ## Resource In this episode Colin and Tim return to Pandora to mispronounce Na'Vi animal names and talk Avatar poop. Questions asked and definitively answered in this episode include: Has Troy read the novelization of Home Alone? Has Bob ever pooped underwater while on a hunting trip to Pandora? Is the New York Times going to hire Skac away from us as an investigative journalist? Is Tim both pro-cannibalism AND anti-Spielberg? Who died?!?!? James Marsden or Michael Madsen? A very special thank you to our sponsors Dutch Luggage and Shi-pants Underwear. This episode includes AI-generated content. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574/episodes/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/worst-friends-paddle-pod-6406574/episode-1-4-fire-and-ash-williams.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.