# Joke-of-the-Week_Five completely useless things I learned this week_042426

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Podcast: [Woody's Workday Kickoff](https://stenobird.com/podcast/woody-s-workday-kickoff-7048122)
Published: 2026-04-24T14:40:01+00:00
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Duration seconds: 142

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Another in our Friday series of good, clean, FUNNY jokes you can tell anyone (thanks Phil from Westerville), and a weird little segment born from something we saw flapping on our sliding glass door earlier this week!

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