# Boneheads-of-the-Day_Dispatcher's Top 5 DUMBEST reasons for calling 9-1-1_060226

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Podcast: [Woody's Workday Kickoff](https://stenobird.com/podcast/woody-s-workday-kickoff-7048122)
Published: 2026-06-02T14:21:30+00:00
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## Resource

True to form, not only is our most boneheaded Bonehead-of-the-Day from Florida ... but so is the person who dispatchers say made the most ridiculous call to 9-1-1! All on today's Pod.

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