# Wonderful! 421: Not Gonna Rub Stalactites On My Face

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Podcast: [Wonderful!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wonderful-5712)
Published: 2026-06-10T16:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Rachel's favorite here, queer, and big poet! Griffin's favorite jams that you would not bring to a dance party! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Lamda Legal: https://lambdalegal.org/

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