# The Science Paper (April Fool's 2025)

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Published: 2025-04-01T10:00:00+00:00
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THE SCIENCE PAPER is a podcast where I read a science paper to you for your... entertainment? This week we're taking a look at A hybrid calibration approach to Hertz‐type contact parameters for discrete element models written by Tongming Qu, Yuntian Feng, Tingting Zhao & Min Wang. Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Opening Credits, Shadowed Cavern, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, CLOUD GENERATOR, D U N G E O N & LICHEN ENCRUSTED CHAMBER- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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