# No Press Is the Only Good Press For Royals Right Now

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Podcast: [Windsors & Losers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/windsors-losers-5931261)
Published: 2026-02-17T11:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Oh, the royals... so much internal strife, and so little action. This week, we check in on the latest maneuvers from Camp Fergie, and wonder how Zara and Mike Tindall have managed to stay so... unproblematic. Prince William suffers an unfortunate comparison, which — through a long, winding road of logic — causes us to wonder about the state of the institution as a whole.

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