# Florida Man’s Fake Urine Scheme Backfires | Wilmington News

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Podcast: [Wilmington News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wilmington-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7601606)
Published: 2026-07-17T04:10:50+00:00
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## Resource

A Florida man’s elaborate scheme to cheat a drug test—complete with a jerry-rigged Whizzinator, fake bladder, and heating pad—backfired spectacularly when caught on camera. Already on probation for past crimes, he drove on a suspended license and tried to ditch the device during a traffic stop. Now facing multiple charges including tampering with evidence and violating probation, he’s held without bond. The sheriff called him a “pee-brain dirtbag,” reminding everyone that trying to outsmart the system rarely works when you’re already on thin ice. Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to feedback@thednn.ai. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/0007bac8637545dd

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