# Episode 88 - Nonconsensual Dog Acquisition

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Podcast: [Who's The Bitch?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/who-s-the-bitch-7030231)
Published: 2026-06-03T20:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on "Who's The Bitch?" Jackie and Kara are talkin' AI writings, old school text chains, and playback a voicemail from their biggest fan! Plus AN UPDATE from the Vasectomy caller of the past! Then our first email comes in from a caller whose health nut friends host a "birthday potluck" yearly, complete with a list of dietary prerequisites to follow. Our first call comes in from a listener whose spouse recently rushed through lawn work and didn't read what he was spreading, and our caller may have pulled nearly the same move right after. Our second email comes in from a listener whose partner has been great, but he recently pulled a pretty bitchy move of adopting a PUPPY after they had a discussion and already decided they should wait a year, at least. Our final call comes in from a listener who recently dealt with a woman following her into a coffee shop with a bag of dog poop she believed the caller was just leaving under a tree. Our final email comes in from a listener who is living long distance from her partner, and now that they are apart there is a good bit of jealously seeping in with regards to each other spending time around the opposite sex. Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

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