# Episode 70 - A Long January

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Podcast: [Who's The Bitch?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/who-s-the-bitch-7030231)
Published: 2026-01-28T13:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Kara and Jackie are back with another 'Who's the Bitch?', as they prep for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, and start with an update from 'Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy', with a call from our listener who was dealing with her overly gassy partner! Then there's some beoooch chat about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. The emailer behind this week's first full BITCHuation wants to know what to do about their kid wanting to join Girl Scouts but they're not religious, and they wanna know if they should try to find one without any such ties? Our first call comes from a listen with a bit of a squirrely problem when it comes to their partner just puttin' dishes away in any random spot! The second emailer of the week knows Who's the BITCH when it comes to them gettin' no support from their parents during their painfully fresh divorce, just questions about where the kids are when the ex has custody of them. Our second, and final call, comes from a listener who had a rough 2025 and wants to take a solo 30th birthday trip, but their brother is also graduating with his masters shortly before the planned trip and they can't afford both. Would they be THE BITCH if they still went through with their trip? Last up is our final email for the week, where a listener, who, along with their partner, has never had any interested in marriage, and would like their family to stop talking about their relationship as if they are. Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

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