# The Dating App Apocalypse, Shameful Sandwiches, and Froyo’s Revenge

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Podcast: [What The Heck with Matt Bellassai](https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241)
Published: 2026-05-28T07:05:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3675

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Among this week’s What The Hecks: paying to die on Mt. Everest, sticky children trying to pet Matt's dog, and the never-ending, seriously-when-will-it-end, oh-my-god-we’ve-had-ENOUGH-of-this-already search for the next James Bond. Plus, Matt thinks way too hard about the moon. Follow @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram , TikTok and YouTube .  Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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