# Patti LuPone Goes To War, Eating 67 Wieners, and Neil The Seal Returns?!

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Podcast: [What The Heck with Matt Bellassai](https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241)
Published: 2026-07-09T07:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3144

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Among this week’s What The Hecks: the parasite that makes your butt explode, absolutely every man on Love Island, and the sorry state of McDonald’s Happy Meals toys?! Plus, Matt gets a super gay drink. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram , TikTok and YouTube .  Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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