# 136 | How to Survive a Danish Winter (According to Unhinged People Who Actually Live Here)

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Podcast: [What Are You Doing in Denmark?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-are-you-doing-in-denmark-6590526)
Published: 2025-12-16T04:30:00+00:00
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## Resource

Winter in Denmark isn’t just cold, it’s dark, windy, wet, and emotionally confusing. In this episode of What Are You Doing in Denmark, Derek and Conrad are joined by comedians Jeff Bond and Jacob Taarnhøj to break down how to actually survive a Danish winter. From cycling through sideways wind, understanding seasonal affective disorder, navigating public transport misery, January despair, and Denmark’s unique relationship with darkness, this episode is packed with practical advice, cultural insight, and very questionable winter “hacks.” If you’re new to Denmark, considering moving here, or just wondering why Danes bike through snowstorms without blinking, this episode will help Denmark make a little more sense, even in winter. Jefferson Bond (Guest): Instagram: https://instagram.com/jeffersonbondcomedy   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/jeffersonbondcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Jefferson.A.Bond/ Jacob Taarnhøj (Guest): https://www.instagram.com/jacobtaarnhoej/   https://www.facebook.com/JacobTaarnhoej   https://jacobtaarnhoej.dk/   Derek Hartman:  https://www.instagram.com/derekhartmandk   https://youtube.com/c/robetrotting https://tiktok.com/@derekhartmandk www.facebook.com/robetrotting Conrad Molden: https://instagram.com/conradmoldencomedy https://youtube.com/c/conradmolden https://tiktok.com/@conradmolden   https://facebook.com/conradmolden https://www.conradmolden.dk 🎟️ Come see the show in person! See our LIVE SHOW at Copenhagen's Comedy Zoo on 9 March at 19:00 Tickets are available HERE ➡️ https://www.comedyzoo.dk/event/1762906 📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFCSH6KqKooZmSx1GJu9CWZYjX8esjl2F 📢 Send your questions and/or comments. voice: https://www.speakpipe.com/waydid email: hello@robe-tr…

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