# 291 - Mall Madness (1987)

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Podcast: [Welcome to Night Vale](https://stenobird.com/podcast/welcome-to-night-vale-946758)
Published: 2026-08-01T04:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

From the archive (1987): There's a new mall in town. Weather: "I Will If You Will" by Gladie⁠⁠ The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak The voice of the 1-900 line is Brie Williams Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts Night Vale Live Tour Dec 2026 Pre-order THE NUDGE by Joseph Fink Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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