# Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-07-16T23:01:01+00:00
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