# Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-06-17T21:26:21+00:00
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