# Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-06-18T22:50:26+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Man-attacked-by-a-gator-after-fleeing-from-police-in-a-swamp--Doctors-remove-a-20cm-bottle-from-mans-rectum--he-claims-was-cleaning-himself-e3l01nk
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After running from police on foot, a Louisiana man is attacked by an alligator after jumping into a swamp. Minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania canceled a Pride Night ballgame after players refused to wear a rainbow. Doctors removed a 20cm bottle from a man's rectum after it got stuck while he was "cleaning himself". Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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