# Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-06-15T19:56:01+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Lemonade-stand-robbed-at-gunpoint--children-shook--Enemy-lesbian-nuns-quit-a-convent-and-get-married-in-Brazil-e3kqtnu
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