# Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.

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Published: 2026-07-24T21:59:12+00:00
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart parking lot. Floridaman arrested living on multiple boats that didnt belong to him AKA Squater Piracy. Floridaman arrested for pepperspraying a family in a pet store for not petting HIM. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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