# Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life. Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life.md Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105) Published: 2026-06-26T22:22:01+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe--Floridaman-tried-to-act-out-Grand-Theft-Auto-in-real-life-e3latkg Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO5439279245.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/episodes/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life Duration seconds: 1504 ## Resource FLORIDA FRIDAY - 85 year old Floridaman arrested for street racing over 100mph in his "favorite sports car". Florida woman arrested for running an illegal "Butt Enhancement Cafe". Florida woman arrested after a loud fart leads to death threats in a Dollar General store. Floridaman crashes his truck and then tries to steal a medical helicopter to make a getaway. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/episodes/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.