# Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-05-08T21:28:48+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Florida-woman-found-up-a-tree-dressed-as-a-squirrel-attacked-police-with-acorns--Woman-ran-over-ducklings-with-a-Honda-for-pooping-in-her-yard-e3j3rnl
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