# Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-06-03T22:08:59+00:00
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