# Arson suspect arrived at police interview with burnt eyebrows. Animal Rights Activist rescues and releases restaurant lobster back into the sea.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-04-22T00:24:15+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Arson-suspect-arrived-at-police-interview-with-burnt-eyebrows--Animal-Rights-Activist-rescues-and-releases-restaurant-lobster-back-into-the-sea-e3i8tee
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