# Weird AF News | Weird News Daily

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Author: Jonesy
Episodes: 599

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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## Episodes
- [Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-pulls-a-gun-on-his-sugar-baby-that-he-met-on-tinder-mail-carrier-stole-80-cats-from-customers-on-her-mail-route) — 2026-07-31T22:38:16+00:00
- [Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/space-mirror-will-beam-sunlight-back-down-to-earth-and-roast-us-all-australians-fined-over-4-for-failing-to-vote-in-last-election) — 2026-07-30T21:49:29+00:00
- [Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/someone-pooped-in-the-moshpit-and-the-police-were-called-wife-bites-husband-s-toes-for-years-to-snap-him-out-of-his-coma) — 2026-07-29T21:55:11+00:00
- [Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/pet-tarot-card-readings-are-popular-in-korea-dog-owners-must-clean-up-urine-or-be-fined-in-switzerland) — 2026-07-28T21:14:48+00:00
- [Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/half-naked-mime-covered-in-baby-oil-terrorized-women-in-a-forest-family-finds-dead-stranger-in-the-freezer-of-a-dead-relative) — 2026-07-27T21:35:52+00:00
- [Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-peppersprays-children-in-a-pet-store-for-not-petting-him-woman-stabs-her-friend-after-arguing-about-drinking-beer-in-the-uber) — 2026-07-24T21:59:12+00:00
- [Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/men-only-gyms-seek-to-protect-christian-men-from-lusty-women-mlb-fan-slaps-another-for-not-standing-during-national-anthem) — 2026-07-23T22:07:40+00:00
- [Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/hitler-s-birthplace-reopens-as-a-police-station-ant-toppings-on-a-dessert-may-lead-to-jail-for-a-restaurant-owner) — 2026-07-22T20:56:29+00:00
- [Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/japan-offers-human-refrigerators-to-keep-cool-prisoner-wins-legal-right-to-mail-his-fluids-to-a-lover) — 2026-07-21T09:00:00+00:00
- [Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived 9 days alone in her bathtub.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/naked-train-surfer-was-arrested-in-denver-82-year-old-grandma-survived-9-days-alone-in-her-bathtub) — 2026-07-20T22:10:57+00:00
- [Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/naked-train-surfer-was-arrested-in-denver-82-year-old-grandma-survived-nine-days-alone-in-her-bathtub) — 2026-07-20T09:10:00+00:00
- [Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-granny-gets-mailed-obscene-license-plate-from-dmv-two-school-principals-arrested-for-dui-in-same-car-on-same-night) — 2026-07-17T22:44:24+00:00
- [Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/stock-market-influencer-stabbed-by-a-follower-after-lost-money-grandparent-happy-hour-goes-into-law-in-minnesota) — 2026-07-16T23:01:01+00:00
- [Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/thief-robs-a-bank-while-holding-a-kitten-pubic-hair-covered-croissant-goes-viral-in-thailand) — 2026-07-15T21:35:33+00:00
- [Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/jealous-wife-bites-off-husband-s-organ-after-sharpening-her-teeth-stoned-dog-is-rescued-off-a-high-mountain) — 2026-07-14T20:59:16+00:00
- [Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/woman-sewed-her-roommate-s-lips-together-is-arrested-grocery-store-stays-open-after-customer-dies-in-the-bakery) — 2026-07-13T22:13:49+00:00
- [Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-dumps-feces-filled-backpack-on-his-ex-for-cheating-florida-woman-arrested-for-huffing-nitrous-oxide-in-back-of-ridehare) — 2026-07-10T22:22:17+00:00
- [Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/pilot-jumps-to-his-death-leaving-his-flight-trainee-to-land-plane-alone-taylor-swift-fans-are-buying-the-trash-from-the-streets-outside-her-nyc-wedding) — 2026-07-09T22:29:46+00:00
- [Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-cut-off-his-own-genitals-and-used-them-to-burn-a-building-man-used-a-seagull-as-a-weapon-attacked-a-stranger) — 2026-07-08T22:42:07+00:00
- [Horse purchases rise as gasoline prices increase. Truck spills 40,000 lbs of Frank's Red Hot Sauce on a highway.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/horse-purchases-rise-as-gasoline-prices-increase-truck-spills-40-000-lbs-of-frank-s-red-hot-sauce-on-a-highway) — 2026-07-07T21:55:00+00:00
- [World Cup soccer approves of Viagra for their players. Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/world-cup-soccer-approves-of-viagra-for-their-players-wildfire-betting-site-sparks-arson-concerns) — 2026-07-06T21:37:24+00:00
- [Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-denies-owning-the-cocaine-found-in-her-butt-shots-fired-at-florida-walmart-over-a-parking-spot) — 2026-07-04T00:41:23+00:00
- [Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of Empire State Building. Man with world's smallest wang launches fundraiser for a new one.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/couple-arrested-after-marriage-proposal-on-top-of-empire-state-building-man-with-world-s-smallest-wang-launches-fundraiser-for-a-new-one) — 2026-07-02T20:56:24+00:00
- [Card tournament canceled over too many smelly players. Pastor defends video of mock firing squad at Bible camp.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/card-tournament-canceled-over-too-many-smelly-players-pastor-defends-video-of-mock-firing-squad-at-bible-camp) — 2026-07-01T23:08:10+00:00
- [Mexican "Vigilante Batman" wanted for duct taping suspects to poles. Photo of baby Hitler mistakenly printed in middle school yearbook.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/mexican-vigilante-batman-wanted-for-duct-taping-suspects-to-poles-photo-of-baby-hitler-mistakenly-printed-in-middle-school-yearbook) — 2026-06-30T22:25:21+00:00
- [Serial public pool pooper was caught in big poo investigation. Extreme heat conference canceled for extreme heat.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/serial-public-pool-pooper-was-caught-in-big-poo-investigation-extreme-heat-conference-canceled-for-extreme-heat) — 2026-06-30T00:17:23+00:00
- [Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-ran-an-illegal-butt-enhancement-cafe-floridaman-tried-to-act-out-grand-theft-auto-in-real-life) — 2026-06-26T22:22:01+00:00
- [Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/police-declare-war-on-disappearing-genitals-sorcery-mutant-sewer-rats-love-poison-and-might-be-teaching-ninjitsu) — 2026-06-25T21:40:15+00:00
- [Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/giving-herpes-to-a-customer-an-arby-s-manager-is-being-sued-missing-giraffe-in-texas-named-gracie-the-search-is-on) — 2026-06-24T22:36:08+00:00
- [Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/search-is-on-for-a-magician-that-vanished-a-week-ago-japan-holds-their-annual-ninja-certification-tests) — 2026-06-23T22:38:31+00:00
- [World Cup fans are addicted to bad Ranch dressing. Teen jailed in Russia for ordering a pizza in the name of Hitler.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/world-cup-fans-are-addicted-to-bad-ranch-dressing-teen-jailed-in-russia-for-ordering-a-pizza-in-the-name-of-hitler) — 2026-06-22T22:09:31+00:00
- [Floirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floirdaman-pulled-over-with-34-empty-white-claw-cans-as-his-passenger-white-couple-decide-to-keep-their-asian-baby-after-ivf-embryo-mixup) — 2026-06-19T22:27:53+00:00
- [Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-attacked-by-a-gator-after-fleeing-from-police-in-a-swamp-doctors-remove-a-20cm-bottle-from-man-s-rectum-he-claims-was-cleaning-himself) — 2026-06-18T22:50:26+00:00
- [Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/scottish-soccer-fans-drank-all-the-beer-in-boston-china-claims-foreign-spy-turtles-are-monitoring-their-seas) — 2026-06-17T21:26:21+00:00
- [Dog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/dog-shoots-at-a-neighbor-destroys-a-gaming-computer-canadian-man-arrested-for-drunk-kayaking) — 2026-06-16T22:31:00+00:00
- [Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/lemonade-stand-robbed-at-gunpoint-children-shook-enemy-lesbian-nuns-quit-a-convent-and-get-married-in-brazil) — 2026-06-15T19:56:01+00:00
- [Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-crashed-his-suv-carjacked-a-woman-and-stole-fries-from-a-child-at-chick-fil-a-floridaman-arrested-for-burglary-on-his-way-to-court-to-face-previous-charge-of-burglary) — 2026-06-12T21:32:00+00:00
- [Man had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-had-rare-triple-penis-scientists-discover-jesus-has-an-energy-drink-too) — 2026-06-11T22:17:00+00:00
- [Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/satanic-rituals-forced-marriage-and-an-olive-garden-vagina-museum-complains-visitors-keep-stealing-their-milf-exhibit) — 2026-06-10T21:46:38+00:00
- [University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/university-president-tells-students-to-end-their-lives-in-commencement-speech-us-federal-bug-agency-is-infested-with-bed-bugs) — 2026-06-09T22:26:00+00:00
- [Celebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/celebrity-dog-was-stolen-and-sold-to-a-restaurant-to-be-eaten-taco-truck-called-tnt-tacos-exploded) — 2026-06-08T23:08:42+00:00
- [Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-shoots-himself-in-the-groin-at-walmart-floridaman-gets-face-bit-by-an-alligator-then-sues) — 2026-06-05T22:43:10+00:00
- ["Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/lizard-people-tunnels-will-be-available-for-the-public-to-explore-under-denver-airport-scientists-made-bread-out-of-yeast-found-inside-a-frozen-mummy-s-guts) — 2026-06-04T21:11:17+00:00
- [Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/bird-owners-should-let-their-birds-masturbate-say-experts-fire-fighter-set-fires-in-order-to-keep-busy-on-weekends) — 2026-06-03T22:08:59+00:00
- [Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/three-horses-were-stabbed-by-teen-girl-competitor-prior-to-a-racing-event-man-demolished-his-family-home-with-an-excavator-after-wife-threatens-dirovce) — 2026-06-02T21:31:56+00:00
- [Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-banned-from-all-6-flags-parks-for-eating-10-piece-nugget-on-a-ride-did-the-nypd-just-find-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-underground-hideout) — 2026-06-01T22:09:25+00:00
- [Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-tells-police-he-has-the-right-to-walk-around-naked-in-public-floridaman-finds-1-million-on-the-beach-turns-it-in-to-police) — 2026-05-29T23:07:00+00:00
- [Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/drunk-driver-claims-he-has-blood-of-christ-in-him-texas-man-drives-a-cybertuck-into-a-lake-to-test-wade-mode) — 2026-05-28T22:44:00+00:00
- [AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/ai-company-is-paying-people-2k-month-to-touch-themselves-scientists-still-don-t-know-how-to-revive-cryopreserved-dead-humans) — 2026-05-27T21:33:02+00:00
- [Flying umbrella fatally stabs a lady at a windy restaurant. Hell (the city) is for sale and it's surprisingly affordable.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/flying-umbrella-fatally-stabs-a-lady-at-a-windy-restaurant-hell-the-city-is-for-sale-and-it-s-surprisingly-affordable) — 2026-05-26T21:52:00+00:00
- [Dog shoots woman with a shotgun outside a gas station. Woman prisoner busted smuggling bottle of wine inside her ladyparts.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/dog-shoots-woman-with-a-shotgun-outside-a-gas-station-woman-prisoner-busted-smuggling-bottle-of-wine-inside-her-ladyparts) — 2026-05-25T21:27:33+00:00
- [Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-tank-drunk-floridaman-arrested-tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe) — 2026-05-22T23:06:38+00:00
- [Teacher took vodka shots with her students on her own doorstep. World record for largest bowl of guacamole in Mexico.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/teacher-took-vodka-shots-with-her-students-on-her-own-doorstep-world-record-for-largest-bowl-of-guacamole-in-mexico) — 2026-05-21T20:59:42+00:00
- [Woman arrested for selling drugs and landmines. Students accidentally served dirt at a high school dinner event.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/woman-arrested-for-selling-drugs-and-landmines-students-accidentally-served-dirt-at-a-high-school-dinner-event) — 2026-05-20T22:56:00+00:00
- [Airline bans robots and humanoids from all future flights. Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/airline-bans-robots-and-humanoids-from-all-future-flights-police-in-france-warn-citizens-to-beware-of-the-drunk-deer) — 2026-05-19T22:32:00+00:00
- [Teen steals 3 buses in 6 months just for joyrides. Lady shot her husband because he was annoying.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/teen-steals-3-buses-in-6-months-just-for-joyrides-lady-shot-her-husband-because-he-was-annoying) — 2026-05-18T22:11:00+00:00
- [Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him-floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-child-s-mouth-shut) — 2026-05-15T21:35:14+00:00
- [Please don't fire your canons, town urges citizens. New billboard warns criminals that firing squads are legal.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/please-don-t-fire-your-canons-town-urges-citizens-new-billboard-warns-criminals-that-firing-squads-are-legal) — 2026-05-14T21:23:57+00:00
- [Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over wave of recent sightings. All you can eat restaurant introduces a "vomit fee ".](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/bigfoot-believers-and-skeptics-clash-over-wave-of-recent-sightings-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-introduces-a-vomit-fee) — 2026-05-13T22:22:24+00:00
- [New trend of enlarging your testicles is addictive and fun? Man pulled a car with his penis while also on fire.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/new-trend-of-enlarging-your-testicles-is-addictive-and-fun-man-pulled-a-car-with-his-penis-while-also-on-fire) — 2026-05-12T22:34:33+00:00
- [Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-found-up-a-tree-dressed-as-a-squirrel-attacked-police-with-acorns-woman-ran-over-ducklings-with-a-honda-for-pooping-in-her-yard) — 2026-05-08T21:28:48+00:00
- [Thousands of citizens disappear each year on purpose in Japan. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from space.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/thousands-of-citizens-disappear-each-year-on-purpose-in-japan-mexico-city-is-sinking-so-fast-it-can-be-seen-from-space) — 2026-05-07T22:08:00+00:00
- [The first Sperm Racing World Cup is coming to San Francisco. Why are birds more afraid of women than men?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/the-first-sperm-racing-world-cup-is-coming-to-san-francisco-why-are-birds-more-afraid-of-women-than-men) — 2026-05-06T21:47:42+00:00
- [Man makes love to a trash bin before eating out of it. Ramen loving grandma is buried with her favorite cup of noodles.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-makes-love-to-a-trash-bin-before-eating-out-of-it-ramen-loving-grandma-is-buried-with-her-favorite-cup-of-noodles) — 2026-05-05T22:08:01+00:00
- [Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/man-brings-his-dead-sister-s-skeleton-to-a-bank-to-withdraw-money-new-christian-cell-network-will-block-naughty-stuff-and-gender-content) — 2026-05-04T21:50:39+00:00
- [Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-taco-bell-employee-shoots-customers-that-put-soda-in-water-cup-looks-like-sloth-world-in-florida-ain-t-happenin-cuz-all-the-sloths-died) — 2026-05-02T00:07:24+00:00
- [140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/140-chickens-died-after-a-wedding-dj-decided-to-crank-up-the-base-woman-brought-her-dead-husband-back-as-a-hologram-to-answer-a-q-a-at-his-own-funeral) — 2026-04-30T22:22:01+00:00
- [Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/woman-unleashed-swarm-of-bees-on-the-police-during-an-eviction-woman-throws-dynamite-at-sleeping-boyfriend-and-blows-off-his-hand) — 2026-04-29T23:26:09+00:00
- [22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/22-buddhist-monks-busted-smuggling-drugs-at-the-airport-price-of-condoms-going-up-as-the-war-strangles-condom-supply-chain) — 2026-04-28T20:37:03+00:00
- [Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-tried-to-trade-an-alligator-for-tacos-at-the-drive-thru-florida-teacher-twerked-in-front-of-the-class-again) — 2026-04-24T22:42:05+00:00
- [Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/japanese-man-jailed-for-spoiling-godzilla-movie-fighter-jets-in-korea-collide-because-pilots-took-selfies) — 2026-04-23T22:03:01+00:00
- [Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/drinking-cow-pee-is-required-at-this-indian-temple-cocaine-in-the-rivers-is-getting-salmon-very-high) — 2026-04-22T22:10:00+00:00
- [Arson suspect arrived at police interview with burnt eyebrows. Animal Rights Activist rescues and releases restaurant lobster back into the sea.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/arson-suspect-arrived-at-police-interview-with-burnt-eyebrows-animal-rights-activist-rescues-and-releases-restaurant-lobster-back-into-the-sea) — 2026-04-22T00:24:15+00:00

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