# The 2025 Chronically Online Draft | We’re Obsessed

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Podcast: [We're Obsessed](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-obsessed-7872420)
Published: 2025-12-30T11:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Jodi and Nora are once again joined by their chronically online comrade Kate Halliwell to participate in the second annual Chronically Online Draft. They each draft six of their favorite internet "it" girls, main characters, viral moments, memes, and more for their 2025 brain rot teams. Hosts: Jodi Walker and Nora Princiotti Guest: Kate Halliwell Producers: Sasha Ashall and Belle Roman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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