# WEIRD Here To Help: MILF Pants & The Witch Dietitian

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Podcast: [We're Here to Help](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732)
Published: 2026-04-24T09:00:00+00:00
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What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery.  Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate  We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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