# Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)

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Podcast: [We're Here to Help](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732)
Published: 2026-07-17T07:30:00+00:00
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Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/catandrat-episode-01   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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