# 294: Only in Alabama & Must Be Knife

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Podcast: [We're Here to Help](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732)
Published: 2026-06-01T07:30:00+00:00
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## Resource

The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-294 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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