# The Long Distance Relationship Game

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Podcast: [We Don't Have Time For This](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-don-t-have-time-for-this-1336015)
Published: 2026-07-06T19:00:00+00:00
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Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of Gem and Hubs. Gem dishes out all her long distance relationship tips, now that Revz is dealing with different time zones. Gem drops another health update and let's just say someone's crystals are copping the blame. Happy Tuesday DLs. May the school holidays be ever in your favour. #NotSpon: G: Benefit Lip Stain R: The Four Seasons on Netflix - Check out our  Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sale 7-13 July!) Know Thyself 2026  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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