# I Shaved For This!

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Podcast: [We Don't Have Time For This](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-don-t-have-time-for-this-1336015)
Published: 2026-05-04T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/we-dont-have-time-for-this-1/i-shaved-for-this
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Duration seconds: 3557

## Resource

Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction. Notspons: G: Eveko Shampoo and Conditioner R: Frank Body Clearing Body Wash - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our  Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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