# #3418 The Valley S3E12 Part One: Everyone Scwartzapa-loses

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Podcast: [Watch What Crappens](https://stenobird.com/podcast/watch-what-crappens-7646231)
Published: 2026-06-18T21:21:44+00:00
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This is part 1 of a 2-parter The Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his butt.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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