# #3369 RHORI S1E08: It’s Hip To Be Square Footage

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Published: 2026-05-18T21:23:23+00:00
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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is stuffed with big scenes, starting with Alicia driving over a bridge, Jo-Ellen confronting her mother about neglect, and finally Rosie ejecting Kelsey from her house in a fit of square footage rage.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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