# May 28th, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-28T16:09:59+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/5f0f0d07
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/5f0f0d07/bbea783e.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3488

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, May 28th, 2026 / Is cowboy caviar a suitable lunch, it's National Hamburger Day, Josh recaps a fishing trip with their son, it's the last day of school for many kids, summer vacations, the tradition of the end-of-school motorcycle ice cream ride, why summer bucket lists might be setting you up for disappointment, Q-tip preferences, fluffy cotton swabs, whether you should look at the Q-tip after using it, Chantel got complimented in an online gaming chat, sibling rivalries and the classic parenting phrase "stick like glue", the Pokemon card craze, the Mount Rushmore of Arena Rock, a pickleball player who cut four nets after an injury "ruined his summer", the whole story of Chantel and her sister embarrassing their daughter at the campground with a spontaneous Jon Secada dance party, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Cowboy caviar (4:51) - Eat a burger (8:46) - Good News (10:30) - Beck & Josh went fishing (15:18) - Happy summer vacation (19:55) - Oatmeal is for old ladies (23:09) - Fluffy Q-Tips (27:24) - Your mom sounds nice (30:38) - Stick like glue (35:43) - Jon Secada dance (41:17) - Arena rockers (46:56) - Pickleball revenge (50:37) - Would You Rather (52:47) - Poke-man

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