# May 21, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-21T16:46:56+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/cd083966
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/cd083966/9fe39120.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4322

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, May 21st, 2026 / Josh & Chantel are ready to kick off Memorial Day weekend! Today's episode covers everything from the hilarious realities of getting older to some genuinely exciting news: Giant pandas are coming to Zoo Atlanta, joining a very small and exclusive group of pandas living in the US. Samsung's brand new $1,600 6K gaming monitor, the merits of Luigi vs. Yoshi in Mario Kart, all the chaotic pre-camping prep stories, including a glass baking dish falling off a shelf and shattering, a whiteboard list, Chantel confesses to holding a library book hostage for two and a half weeks, the awkward experience of watching the IT guy scroll through your browsing history live, tipping like dad at Dutch Bros, Dunkin's new 48-ounce bucket drink, live wildlife webcam discoveries, wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba receiving an NFL award trophy with a typo, Chantel won't milk a cow nor will she shear a sheep, wear a blindfold for 24 hours and get $10 million, board game rules, and so much more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Tens unit (4:30) - Eat your fruits & Veggies (7:48) - Good News (10:31) - Video game trash talk (15:51) - Josh made a list (19:31) - No one checked on Chantel (24:54) - Judgey librarian (32:32) - Dad tipping habits (37:21) - Chantel's browsing history (41:53) - Live cams (46:26) - 48 ounces of coffee (51:13) - Board game rules (57:02) - 24 hour blindfold (1:01:40) - Would You Rather (1:07:03) - Oopsie, that's a typo

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