# May 20, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-20T16:06:57+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/9770c2fd
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/9770c2fd/7f4a5bbf.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4107

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Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Wednesday, May 20th, 2026 / Apparently you can fly with as many rotisserie chickens as you can stuff into your carry-on, we celebrate World Bee Day and National Rescue Dog Day, Casper the owl is a wildlife rehab legend, the newly announced cast for Netflix's Quarterback Season 3, Google's sweeping icon redesign has been released, Josh shares his ongoing war with late-spring frost that has been devastating his garden, we're looking ahead to a beautiful Memorial Day weekend, theater etiquette and what to do when a neighbor's enthusiasm ruins your experience, the growing trend of silent discos, the new SPAM dog hitting stadiums and convenience stores this summer, the so-called death of the dad bod, frontal cortex development, scratch therapy as a legitimate wellness service, embarrassing possessions like metal detectors and baby blankets, an office challenge to see how many coworkers will agree to scratch Josh's back, Would You Rather fight 500 ostriches or one T-Rex, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: TSA regulations (3:07) - Bees & rescue dogs (5:56) - Good News (7:55) - Quarterback is back (12:06) - Updated icons (15:34) - Frost is Josh's foe (21:48) - Loud seat neighbors (28:07) - Most embarrassing possession (32:34) - Silent disco (38:05) - Coworker backscratch (44:28) - No more dad bod (49:02) - Frontal cortex development (54:27) - Spam dog summer (59:12) - Would You Rather (1:02:55) - Backscratch update

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