# May 15, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-15T16:35:10+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/ecb51990
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/ecb51990/64ecd5fa.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3885

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, May 15th, 2026 / Would Josh even know where to start describing Chantel to a therapist, it's National Pizza Party Day and Bike to Work Day, a man is dribbling a soccer ball 2,000 miles to raise money for a hospice charity, our teenage daughter has "empty tank anxiety", modern dating red flags, an important local traffic update for Idaho drivers, we rates their favorite childhood recess games, Facebook Marketplace is wildly off-target with Josh, a guy who secretly 3D prints a miniature ski resort in his garage, dog nicknames, a foot drop diagnosis and the surprisingly touching compliment of having "good fat pads," a spontaneous keyboard cleaning session that reveals things no one wanted to see, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: We need therapy (5:21) - Ride a bike to work & eat a pizza (9:48) - Good News (13:17) - Stolen dogs, football, and mosh pits (18:45) - Empty tank anxiety (24:15) - Dating breadcrumbs (28:50) - I-15 demolition (32:31) - Nice fat pads (38:00) - Where do the bowls go (41:56) - Luna the corndog (44:31) - Recess games (49:36) - Facebook doesn't know Josh (52:24) - Lying about hobbies (56:05) - Would You Rather (59:14) - Chantel can't sit still

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