# May 14, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-14T17:07:03+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/ef691e46
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/ef691e46/b857ed22.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3669

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, May 14th, 2026 / Josh is deep in backyard project mode trying to figure out exactly how much mulch he can haul in his Tundra, Chantel mourns a plant that didn't make it four days, the surprising comeback of hacky sack among Gen Z, are Josh and Chantel elder millennials, Xennials, or proudly Oregon Trail generation, a review of the Billie Eilish 3D concert film directed by James Cameron, the viral men in flip flops debate, a mystery coworker's open-air Culver's leftovers that have been sitting in the work fridge since Tuesday, an incredible "It's Never Too Late" story about a 72-year-old woman graduating from medical school, the beautiful sunflower theory making the rounds on TikTok, a Second Chance Prom announcement, NFL schedule release night drama, a very important warning label exercise, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Mulch calculator (4:11) - Chantel's gettin' ready routine (8:21) - Good News (10:15) - Hacky Sack is back (15:48) - Warning labels (19:22) - Work leftovers (23:38) - 27th Annual 2nd Chance Prom (27:07) - Billie in 3D (32:07) - Men in flip flops (39:11) - Elder millennials (44:44) - Sunflower theory (46:31) - Dead flowers (50:23) - NFL schedules (53:10) - Would You Rather (55:41) - Backyard view

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