# May 13, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-13T17:20:34+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/07657764
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/07657764/d8ff80d1.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4082

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Wednesday, May 13th, 2026 / Can someone steal your fingerprints from a peace sign selfie, an ice cream truck owner gave a tearful little boy a free scoop and now she's offering free ice cream to every child for the rest of the summer, eating gelato and Butterbeer popcorn in bed and calling it a perfectly balanced evening, the infamous sauce packet bag, household chores and the challenges of keeping up with it all, the joy of backyard evenings with hummingbird moths, Chantel relates hard to a viral video about dreading summer fashion when you feel like you have no style, a chaotic DIY oil change gone very wrong, rainy day movie picks, extra hours for fun, meeting our ancestors, the confusing origins of the acronym PFP, will Josh dust off his old inline skates, should Chantel join a backpacking trip, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Stolen fingerprints (4:27) - We're killin' it today! (7:36) - Good News (9:16) - Bedtime snacks (12:58) - Bag of sauces (18:13) - Limited abilities = limited responsibilities (23:21) - Rainy day movies (27:51) - Too many chores for one person (33:11) - Chantel was alone in the backyard (39:19) - Can't hide in the summer (43:57) - Oil spill (50:00) - What's a PFP? (53:02) - 2.5 hours of fun (59:33) - Would You Rather (1:02:35) - Chantel can't decide about hiking

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