# May 12, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-12T17:00:47+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/d825d25b
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/d825d25b/61685039.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4510

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Tuesday, May 12th, 2026 / A food dare nobody asked for: tomato soup cake and yes, we're going to make it, Google search trends are good news, Josh finally meets the farmer for a civilized fence-line diplomacy moment, Chantel nearly sets her own nose on fire with a poblano pepper, long arms vs short legs, we're mourning discontinued fast food favorites, confessing the adult things that still make us feel like scared little kids, a new game for couples that have been together forever, Josh is funny because he can make Chantel laugh, we're definitely cooler now than we were in high school, we don't like to admit that we're wrong, how to get out of things you don't want to do, a new fun way to get rid of contacts from your phone, the fear of getting lost in the grocery store, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Tomato soup cake (3:12) - We can only go up from here (6:46) - Good News (9:07) - Josh's new friend (15:45) - Pepper nose (21:50) - Finish my story (29:07) - Josh is funny now (33:14) - Lost in the grocery store (39:07) - Deleting phone contacts (44:02) - We're cooler now (49:02) - Don't apologize (55:33) - Go-to excuses (1:00:36) - Scary adult things (1:05:27) - Would You Rather (1:09:17) - Forgotten foods

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