# May 11, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-05-11T16:19:13+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/f98a70a4
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/f98a70a4/1c3c95ca.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3609

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Monday, May 11th, 2026 / It's a Monday kind of Monday and Josh & Chantel are back with life updates you didn't know you needed. Cauliflower ears and the wild world of UFC, backyard beautification bonanza updates, a plumbing saga at 11pm, Chantel can't stop thinking about mismatched pillowcases, Josh is in a full-on tussle with a chemical-spraying farm truck, we ended up at a Sunday night screening of the Michael Jackson biopic, a teen conservationist who changed state law to save birds, Idaho State Parks going free on the 4th of July, Nintendo raising Switch 2 prices, hidden blob fish slowly driving a sister insane, the sheets are still wet, Chantel can't do trust falls, Mother's day recap, Chantel has too many garden gloves, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Cauliflower ear (3:56) - We're aware of our bodies (6:17) - Good News (7:58) - Wet sheets (13:03) - Willows in the wind (19:19) - Kitchen faucet (24:36) - Free state parks (27:56) - Mother's Day (32:32) - Michael (38:24) - Garden gloves (43:25) - Josh vs farmer (47:14) - Why raise prices (50:48) - Would You Rather (53:07) - Blob fish & bigfoot

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