# July 7, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/july-7-2026-wake-up-classy-97 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/july-7-2026-wake-up-classy-97.md Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931) Published: 2026-07-07T16:27:43+00:00 Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/82f742a6 Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/82f742a6/57887f27.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/episodes/july-7-2026-wake-up-classy-97 Duration seconds: 4323 ## Resource Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Tuesday, July 7th, 2026 / Josh and Chantel celebrate a huge milestone: their 500th podcast episode of Wake Up Classy 97! We look back on years of tangents, laughs, and inside jokes while trying (and hilariously failing) to get AI to compile a "best of" highlight reel from their archives, an uplifting good news story about a Phoenix police officer who treated 144 students to a private movie screening, garden wins and losses, their most used movie quotes, some griping about pesky processing fees, a radio centric round of Would You Rather, capped off with confetti poppers to mark the occasion, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - 500th episode (3:27) - Good News (5:13) - AI can't do anything (13:06) - Dead grass (21:07) - Maybe breakfast (25:22) - One strawberry & pocket peas (29:08) - Dad brain vs imaginative brain (35:08) - We're an escape room (42:10) - Movie quotes (48:33) - Tangents (52:29) - I'll do it later projects (58:52) - Processing fees (1:03:44) - Would You Rather (1:07:23) - Confetti!! ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/episodes/july-7-2026-wake-up-classy-97/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/july-7-2026-wake-up-classy-97.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.