# July 17, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-07-17T16:29:56+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/2d7f1f19
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/2d7f1f19/2decfeaf.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4269

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, July 17th, 2026 / Kick off Friday with a heartwarming World Cup story about England's national team quietly donating over $20 million, the wild world of flight attendant survival training, the science of human hibernation, the merits of the cult classic "Rocket Man", reminiscing about engagement rings and 21 years of marriage, what counts as acceptable bathroom garbage, a record-breaking $3.75 million Star Wars lightsaber auction, HGTV's new 90s throwback shows, stressful noises, Chantel's gray hair, a night with Shrek & Donkey, and so much more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Flight attendant training (3:28) - Good News (6:22) - Hyper-sleep (11:48) - Wedding ring exchange (17:26) - Bathroom stall troubles (23:02) - Shrek the Musical (29:00) - Gray hair (36:35) - Kitchen garbage in the bathroom (43:23) - Stressful sounds (49:36) - Check the mail (53:59) - Star Wars memorabilia (1:00:31) - Would You Rather (1:03:39) - GHTV 90s shows

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