# July 14, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-07-14T16:19:42+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/47b713a4
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/47b713a4/01688b7d.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4558

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Tuesday, July 14th, 2026 / Josh's beard is out of control, Shark Week 2026 is bringing Chum Island, Sharkzilla, and a whole lot of teeth to your TV, a Philadelphia man ran 32 miles and snagged 41 Slurpees for charity, Josh has a sticker hoarding problem, childhood memories of home decor, "would you rather" pits summer vacation against the work grind, coworkers need to wash their dishes, some nostalgic social media status updates, the baffling logic of "egg math," 90s mall culture, the best way to carry groceries into the house, and more. Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Beard trimming time (3:22) - Shark Week (8:50) - Good news (12:02) - Sticker anxiety (17:30) - Steaks on the smoker (24:28) - Parent decorations (31:39) - Flip flopping hobbies (37:51) - The guy version of flowers (43:25) - Egg math (48:13) - Carrying groceries (55:58) - Retro mall memories (1:01:57) - Fewer status updates (1:08:06) - Would You Rather (1:10:06) - Clean your fork

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