# April 9, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-04-09T16:32:12+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/f84597a1
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/f84597a1/7d4a0a20.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4605

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, April 9th, 2026 / Josh and Chantel are back for today's show: four astronauts are hurtling back to Earth from the moon, chaos struck the studio before the mics even warmed up, a Scottish supermarket accidentally ordered 38,000 bananas instead of 3,000, the great fridge cleanout, American muscle cars, concert tickets, fast food, Netflix, and a bag of Doritos are all costing way too much, a heartwarming Netflix movie to watch with Mom on Mother's Day, our daughter is counting down the days to her driver's test, an Icelandic horse that will answer your emails, what happens when an overthinker gets put in an MRI machine for an hour with nothing to do but think about her shoes, Josh is CPR & AED trained, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Artemis II is almost home (6:07) - So many problems (8:37) - Good News (10:25) - So much jam (16:15) - Weird, quiet house (21:33) - Josh is CPR/AED certified (30:00) - Yellowstone Park is opening soon (34:17) - Iconic American cars (41:58) - People aren't spending money (46:40) - Remarkably Bright Creatures (50:28) - Driver's Ed practice tests (56:54) - Rose bushes (1:02:56) - MRI overthinking (1:08:20) - Would You Rather (1:12:09) - Out-horse your email

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