# April 30, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-04-30T16:08:36+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/2a83b840
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/2a83b840/1949255e.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4623

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, April 30th, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick things off with a very scientific update on their global listener map, then baby names are getting weird, the Book It program is BACK and Chantel wants a free personal pan pizza for finishing her book, we take a walk down memory lane on the playground, our 21-year-old son has very politely told Chantel to please, for the love of softball, be a normal mom at his rec league game, Josh mourns a broken RC rock crawler axle, Microsoft Teams comes up and everyone hates it, a new Charlize Theron thriller kept Josh up late (and scared), birds are apparently terrified of women, the world's oldest penguin just turned 38, horror movies vs rom-coms, and so much more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Britni is the first pin (2:38) - Busiest week (6:15) - Good News (8:16) - Baby names (15:17) - Book It! is back!!! (20:38) - Squeeze the last drop (28:32) - Butt Ball at recess (34:28) - Chantel was lectured (40:57) - Josh broke an axle (47:16) - Canadian radio (53:28) - Little free puzzle library (58:49) - Apex (1:02:16) - Microsoft Teams (1:08:43) - Would You Rather (1:12:12) - Bird study

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