# April 16, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-04-16T16:18:28+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/5be47f80
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/5be47f80/0e9a3532.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3417

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, April 16th, 2026 / Josh and Chantel are back today with a freshly cleaned studio, Chicago gave 316,000 students instant library access with just their school ID, a Japanese fire sergeant got suspended for making his employees beta-test his homemade board games, Starbucks' new AI powered ordering app, teens aren't bagging groceries anymore, the history of "segmented sleep", baby animal science, the world's oldest competitive croquet player, Rick Moranis coming out of retirement for Spaceballs: The New One, our daughter is on crutches, fishing dreams deferred by spring snowstorms, flowers in your hair vs grass growing on your feet, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Open house prep (3:29) - Good News (5:26) - Board games instead of work (9:28) - AI picking your drink (15:06) - Dogs & puppies (19:50) - Not enough beverages (23:36) - Hyperextension (28:52) - Spaceballs 2 (30:57) - World records for old people (34:02) - Teen jobs (38:37) - Cute babies (42:09) - Josh needs to fish (47:16) - Would You Rather (51:21) - First & second sleep

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