# April 13, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

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Podcast: [Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931)
Published: 2026-04-13T18:30:21+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/93ba928e
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Duration seconds: 3700

## Resource

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Monday, April 13th, 2026 / It's a Monday, and Josh and Chantel are fully committed to dragging you through the week with them! They kick things off with a wild deep dive into how much college mascots are secretly raking in, celebrate a real-life hero at an Applebee's who faced down a tornado, vent about yet another streaming price hike, sounds the alarm on an early return of the dreaded Mormon crickets, geek out over the jaw-dropping success of the Artemis 2 mission, Josh also makes his theatrical debut — as a very convincing dead guy, we have art in the Bluebird Studios postcard art show in downtown Idaho Falls, Beck asks Emery to rate his "drip", Josh has a life-changing encounter with face moisturizer, baby ducks vs baby bunnies, and more! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Mascot money (2:38) - Happy birthday Tommy J (5:48) - Good News (7:41) - Chantel's mad at YouTube (12:35) - Mormon crickets are back (16:44) - Artemis II is home (22:30) - Do you want to share with the class (27:07) - Josh's opera debut (32:11) - John Coletrane (37:36) - How's my drip? (41:08) - Josh's library card (47:02) - Post card art show (53:00) - Would You Rather (54:49) - Moisturizer

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